Lewie: Hey hi big bro! Big Momma's Kraft Dinner, she'd be lyke "whoa" and I'd be lyke "no", our "collection"!!, Hello Clarice!!, my cat is the small evil albino Chinese @$$hole!, ure step-dad is scary as hell!!, our walks in the graveyard!!, gettin high off condemned souls, Ure bro bought a rock for $5.00, The Britney Spears game, That be nastier than Christina!, u are so anti-social, lol, I always put the cookies by you so no one would know I was eating them, our seance man that was sooo freaky!!, bahaha freaky deaky dutch!!, Don't Pee On My Leg And Tell Me It's Raining!!, hahaha the Judge Judy newsletter!!, The Britney Spears Game!! She look good in a bebe hat!!, ure brother's knees were juicy, You can live at my house and change your name to Austin Powers!, What if they just stare at us and start poking us and go "You don't belong in this school", prune-o-holic, butt massage!!!, You nailed the old lady!!!!, oh lemon!, lol hag of death:P I sure wouldn't mind hittin that from the back;) lmao! I'm an albatross! I'm an albatross! Flap flap flapping my albatross wings! *starts cawing*, eggrolls, poutine, rice, poutine, fries, poutine, chicken strips, poutine lmao! Do the poutine dance!!! You sad sad little boy lol You call her up and be like POUTINE every five minutes! Poutine the Pokemon, POOF!!!, lmao I keep sending you updates on Michael Jackson lmao Scary Movie 3 "I didn't touch her! I swear! Come on man, she's a girl!", hehehe we're gonna assasinate ure brother this summer lmao so I can meet Joey!, Michael Jackson and Santa Claus! lmao "that one crazy weekend ahaha! lolol, *Breaking News!* Three people in fluffy pink llama costumes are running around pouring salt on people and claiming to have saved the people's lives. Parents, keep your kids inside, this is the worst thing since Michael Jackson!, Slapping wars in the kitchen!!, steaming water of love, Ure eyebrow is a slut!, That's right fuckers, we're Canadian!, Uranus is a gas giant!, steaming water of love, I wanna fly on the black hobo!, Ooh he's flexible, Here kill him with this!, Sharon Osbourne is your idol ahaha:P, We don't have issues, we have subscription, OMG let's get wild and not have crumpets with our tea today!, Can you imagine if we were normal?, The Lewie Drug!, Who honestly knows anymore, it's a conspiracy!Yang gained a level ahaha, Michael meets Ms Taylor ahaha!, Hey Michael Guess What!! The squirrels are married!, Mrs Turt...what?...Well I was going to say Mrs Turtle but then I thought of shit so I made in turt, Whale Boner!, Wallace I want to make babies with you!, There are lambs in the bible so leave the bible alone! Seriously, they're like "Let's throw this lamb on the altar and worship jesus", "Hi, do you have the movie Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter?" "No BYE" lmao you were gonna e-mail that woman and get it played here:P Grade A Shmut!, I wonder how many calories would be in a human head..., "Oh god, my eye! There's ketchup in my eye!" The frog will rape you Lewie! Banana Boat!! Lmao we gotta have another war! Hey what is that tattoo on that girl's shoulder?? Come one Lewie, we are stalking her now! I need to know what it is! Walk faster Lewie! FASTER!! What the hell is it? Is that a seven with flowers?? After Halloween you'll really be my whore lmao:P Penny fight haha, SEVEN!!! PO-TA-TOES!! Lmao you cheating whore!! You make a prettier girl than I do! Hehe you're being stalked:P My room is like a big gizz and I can't enjoy any of it!, you could have thrown hemorrhoid cream at me JESUS!, TIE MY SHOE! She has a voice that screams I'M A SMOKER!!, hahaha mooning you outside of Wal*Mart, that fuckin rotten orange lmfao, Your brother is a slut!!, a buck a suck haha! omfg we are gonna have so much fun when we're old enough to drink lmao! man I dunno what the fuck I would do without you!! luv ya big bro!! BFF!!!

Steve: Steve is awesome!, You are such a sweetheart!! Dead or Alive is a great game!!, We like and hate all the same movies lmao, and the same bands! It's kinda scary when you think about it..:P Hahaha I keep cracking my head off of everything:P Craig's into the boys lol, hehehe Michael's a damn cockblock:P I don't enjoy smelling like man:P Hehe we're all pyros! Matt McDoo lmfao, I love your voice soo much!, Ure body is fuckin awesome and I can't believe you can't see that! Gotta love ice cubes and popsicles:P Now you know why Cosmo rox:P "Mike, take the fucking chips!" "I am!" "No, take the whole fucking bag!", What are you talking about? What lady that's gonna blow you?, I can't believe you bought a cam so I can see you:D That's so awesome!, Persnickety!, I'm a dairy farmer from Mississippi:P You are hotter than the hottest of hottness!, Lick is a great word!;)Without you life isn't worth living(K) I swear I didn't know she was dead! I didn't even know that was illegal! She was alive when we started! (I don't even know why I said that...it just kinda slid in) It may have been the first time I smacked her head off the floor, it may have been the second, but you know what didn't kill her? Smoking. I like Bob Dole's Orange Strawberry Banana juice!, Jesus knew how to get the ladies! He was friends with a prostitute, She accepts money for sex, She had a good career going! The week starts with Sunday..not Monday...even on the calendars...whoa! (8)I'm gonna rape this computer(8) I'm gonna stick my penis in its ass..Where's the asshole on this computer? I'm gonna fuck the hell out of it! You have the greatest sense of humour!! (8)I wanna fuck you like an animal(8) That's sexcellent! Haha the sexcellent sexrated sexpert! When that purple blob stops eating my friends I'm gonna fuck the hell out of it! When that giant spider stops fuckin my mom I'm gonna rape the hell out of it! You know what  would be horrible? A crack addict in the States who gets a white, unmarked envelope full of a white substance, cuz they have all that anthrax floating around...do you think he'd try it? He'd probably get an idiot friend to do it...C'mere Mike! Haha..how does it feel? His eyes are bleeding..is that a good thing? Is he high? I don't think so...maybe we should call the hospital...maybe he will come out of it, let's watch! LMAO at this rate mine's gonna be bigger than Lewie's! His is still bigger...I know what I'll do, I'll rape him! Sex, drugs, rock n roll, Hey that's from a meatloaf song! Sex fiend haha it's all about Nikki! It's all about the grinding too:P Damn you nonresponsive internet! I will rape your family until it's dead! I swear I didn't know he was dead! You shot him! How was I supposed to know it would kill him? You shot him in the throat! So? He can live without that!, Where's the toofless one? Where? Where? Kicked its teeth in last night! Last one died real quick.. Who is it? Batman! Is it Batman? Tell him I said hi! And tell him I wanna fuck him! Uhh Steve it was my uncle. I don't care, tell him I wanna fuck him anyway! Steve is a sexy bitch, a sexy vicious beast, and a sex fiend! That is extreme w00tage right there haha, I just got my finger stuck in the cd tray on the computer... thank god I didn't put my penis in there... Enough from the peanut gallery...penis gallery...want some penis butter? Big jar of penis butter...endless supply...all the penis butter you could want...Hey Jason, got a mop? There's penis butter all over the floor.. Ure finally bigger than Lewie LMAO! No...NO! That is NOT a pocket! You are awesome³ x π²!! Jim you crazy pet detective bastard! Get over here! Smokin! Oh what, I'm gettin paid now?:P 4 times!! Sneakers go on your feet?? Jesus Christ I've been eating them for the past four years! Hey Doug- where's your purple pen? It's indigo Steve leave me alone!! It's PURPLE!! I will never look at a cake the same way lmao! You kids and your sex appeal! Haha remember that old guy at Superstore? "Thank god a boy and a girl!" Crack and peanut butter sandwiches bitch!, It's true...when you have a stuffy nose all the blood goes to your nose...so when you get an erection the blood runs to your penis and then you don't have to worry about it anymore, Dearly beloved we are gathered here today to hang this man and marry these two women, she's sucking on my stomach jackass!, Ooooooooor before that... *lick lick* *pause pause pause* ...cat hair... SoOoOoOo we gotta go skirt shopping sometime:P Wait wait wait! You gotta listen to this rift!! Hey Lady ^.^ Rainy Days!!! Love You Forever and Always Baby! Miss you every second I waste without you!!

Kristy: Hey sis!!, Out by sixteen or dead in the scene together forever, united against life as we know it, We weren't born sisters but we knew from the start, that fate brought us together to be sisters at heart, Omg remember quiet-time and we wanted to run through the campground going AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, and then we spent four hours in the pool and I was scaring the crap outta ppl wit my eyes cuz they were so red, And that night in the summer wit Benji and Frankie and that phone book and the cops man that was the best and that dude that was high lolz, Kim is scary!!, MSN is on a bamboo leaf, Matthew Thorne in the @$$, Death projects, aloe plants are your medicine, SIMS, Queen of the trash bag hoes that is Caitlyn and everybody knows,and that scrunchy at the hockey game wit Faith omg lolz that was funny and Darren didn't show up cuz he was too drunk and it was good he didn't cuz ure dad was there and we watched Fear Dot Com and the cat attacked ure foot and scared the sh!t outta you, THE RING!! lol you would be soo proud if you saw my room man cuz it's so clean!!, The Sims for Xbox!! I JUST SOLD THE TREE!, In the name of jesus, I command you, BEGONE lmao ahahaha and Justin Sears sounds just like Cal and he is soo hot!! DIGITAL CAMERA!!!!!, we're gonna go get lost in Wal*Mart on Saturday!!, Andrew is a sexy beast!! URE NOT GREEN!!! lol you made the floor fall over!, Joey and Manson are so hott!!! khog! lmao Corey is such a faggot!,skinhead skinhead! ahaha!, I asked a question there, dumbass! these are good, yo! man my mother doesn't know shit about body modification!, lmao that guy would be really hot if he wasn't so ugly! I'm scared...Justin Timberlake is on t.v. RISH! Man he is so freakin hott! Hahaha 38 pix of Andrew (goddamn he is hotttt!) lol that kid that would be a cutie if he wasn't 8! VODKA MUDSHAKES!!! That Farting Cat was so fucking retarded that it was hilarious!, 555-6669 hahaha:P Did you do it?! Was it good?! lmao man we've had some good times!! Sisters 4 ever!!!

Brent [Perry]: My newest buddy!! Haha the computer room in NJ braiding your hair..great times! New York was the best ever! My fellow caffeine freak haha:P We hardly even know each other and you are already there for me when I need it and I appreciate that so much! *huggles you tight*

Craig: Soo..lemons..buttons..llamas... lol Egg Corns rawk! Troll, short fat  & ugly, grimace, Karl, and long hair hahaha. You smell good!! Juicy Fruit ^.^ Haha you are in a bowl of fruit loops:P Your kitty is soooooo adorable!! You seriously need to teach me how to play Halo 2! Lol I stuck the dirty "soap" eraser down your shirt! The book nazi haha:P "broad smile" lolz, troll, grimace, vampira, Carl, lmao you have nicknames for everyone! I will keep addin more as I think of em. I love you man! Keep up the sexiness!

Sarah: Call me NOTHIN!!!, lol ure so loud!!!:P I love ure hair!!, Mr. Nelson hahahaha ure cheating on Mr. Nelson with Foufou *shakes head sadly*, the Sarah Pen!, lol tagging Pleeeease? ahaha, PATRICK IS SO HOT!, Care Bear 'n' Shorty!, Fluffy!!, Andrew is drop dead sexy! hah! Care Bear Count Down!, haha ure cat is a klepto!, Couple of beers and you'll be singing a different tune! caffeine!!!! Oh don't we all wish we could hate someone? Mop with Eyes!!! I can do that too!! It's bad enough they have flies and IT people, but now they have fleas that are crawling up my nose? What's next? AIDS? lmao!! Fly pee doesn't float- it sinks!! LMAO you in that bathroom with ure ass up to the hand dryer and me cleaning the fuckin counter and then that lady walked in and then went and told the people she was with so when we walked out they all stared at us ahahaha!! Spoonie and Cuppie haha:P Strut jiggle strut jiggle LMAO! NYC rocks my socks!! BFF

Ashley: The Chick Clique!, Stupid slaves!, haha my evil minions!, toilets are scary!, there's too many ppl in ARHS they're everywhere! There should only be 4 rite? lol:P FSS and Math and PDR and Phys. Ed. and Science (Cocksucking Creamer) suck major hairy monkey ass!!, Trevor Mahon is hott! So is Patrick^_^ POKE! lol, *GASP* She called me WEIRD! This is a turning point in my life *sob*, I gave in and talked to him...*sigh* Patrick is so HOT!, Trevor Mahon ^_^ Mmm Johnny and Orlando:D hehe you are gonna be one of my hookers:) Haha you loved my pimpin hat:P OMG there are too many stupid people in our english class:'( I have AIDS, can I borrow some tape? LMAO!! lmao good times! 

Jessie: Wow I have no clue why you weren't on here before:S But, if you'll excuse me, the armadillo needs an outfit change! Lmao:P Beware Kenny and his plastic spoon! Ugly fruit juice! You are gonna be one of my hookers w00t! Lol that is gonna be soo crazy and sooo much fun! You're a slutty cowgirl!! don't lick the holy eyeball:P BOW DOWN TO MY SHOE! (8)I'm a motherbadword P-I-M-P!!(8)

Michael: You licked the tv! ahaha that was so fucking funnay!, And you broke Ms Taylor's picture frame! That was even funnier!, me + caffeine = bad! (In your opinion anyway) Haha ure bed has an underground tunnel that leads to a hobo graveyard, Ure bed moans man that's so damn wrong!, Lol we need to have a party and get Andrew loaded up to make him hyper again! Make Michael Feel Guilty Day!, Hey Michael guess what! hahaha cockblock!, Ure sister's cooler than you man, that's sad:P Where's Waldo haha, Mickey the Bitch LMAO!! You WATCHER!:P Good times!

Andrew: You smell so good! STOP THROWING THINGS! Ure a sexy beast! Ure so smart..lyke Jeopardy smart lolz, Ure so fun when ure hyper!, PFFT! Any other guy who was out with two chicks would be HAPPY!, You are too damn anti-social! Ms. Taylor's gonna pin back your hair with a big pink barrett! You and your crazy reading material:P LOOOONER!! BFF man I luv ya lotz!